SOME OF THE GOOD COLLECTION OF MAFIA

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!!

Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up
today?
1) Pray, so that u may live...
2) Take a bath-so that others may live too                                                                                                                                                               

 

 

 

Can u pronounce good English: -
read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,
woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.
Test results:
U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

 

 

I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else
............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI

 

 

 

 

 

Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab "Coca Cola

 

 

 

 

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai

 

 

 

 

 

hanseesa  sa insaan ki zindagi barhtee hai   sehat achee hotee hai  aur mood bhi acha rehta hai so come in this room i m putting some of good collection  of jokes in here so dekhen aur thoda hans day